This is why I hate moquitos.
Why, if you spend time outside with me, I sometimes am very distracted and can't keep up a conversation, lest I be eaten alive by the little varmints. Yes. I said varmint.
This is what people look like on Survivor
after they've spent 3 weeks in the Amazon.
The only caveat is that this happened in the comfort of my own home.
I didn't have the pleasure of getting
to enjoy the chance to win a million bucks.
Instead, I was just a sewin' away on the couch watching a little Glee
{which just keeps getting more scandalous and inappropriate btw}.
And I'll be darned if one of the little jerks didn't just have an
all you can eat buffet on the back of my leg. Tool.
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